Ready Fur Love: June Bug’s Love Letter


To My Biggest Fan,

My name is June Bug and I heard you were looking for a new cat. Well, I’m here to tell you that with me, you aren’t getting just a cat. With me you are getting a celebrity, someone who is going to make all your friends jealous, and someone who is definitely Queen Bey. Oops, I mean Bee. I’m going on my 11 months of waiting for a home. My cat friends tell me I would probably find a family quicker if I wasn’t being so picky and they are probably right. I am looking for someone very specific, someone like you who may even be reading this letter right now, or at least I hope you are.

As my new entourage, I’m hoping you respect my private time. I will come to you when I’m ready to be doted over. In the meantime, I would prefer to spend my time at my own discretion, which usually means outside in the fresh air. You have a covered patio, don’t you? Of course you do, you’re my biggest fan and know everything about me and my needs. I’m cool with other cats and even dogs, but mostly, I just like doing my own thing.

I may sound a little high maintenance but I just know what I deserve and that’s the best– which is you. So hurry on over and put a collar on it.