April 20, 2017
Hi, Kristen Bell here!
Not the Kristen Bell you were thinking? Well have no fear, because I’m just as great! Not only am I very pretty, but I’m also friendly, loving, and independent! I love meeting new people and will even venture up to my neighbor’s condo to see what they are all about. I’m cool if they want to hang out, but if it’s not the right vibe, I’m out. Going back to the independent thing, I enjoy our one on one time of talking and watching movies, but I’m going to live with you forever so don’t feel like you need to spend every minute with me. You do your thing and when you’re done, that’s when we can relax on the couch and gossip about the days we had. Low maintenance friendships are the best.
At 5 years old, I’m done playing all those cat and mouse games. I’m looking for a relationship that will last a lifetime. I want to a person or family that compliments my life as much as I do theirs. I know that’s what you are looking for, too. I promise to give you sweet kisses and to never watch a newly released episode of our favorite show without you. So if you think you and I were just meant to be, and believe love is an open door, then you are my perfect match and you need to visit me quick!
Patiently waiting for you,
P.S. If your favorite animal is the sloth, then signed, sealed, delivered. I’m yours.